| 1 2 3 morskaya fihura zamri (par. Lukashenko |
| Dorogoj_poigraj_s_moimi |
| Ej_wi_gamadrili_wozmite_trubku |
| Petja_horoschij |
| Power_beat |
| Privet_ja_ne_tuda_popal |
| Slish_ti,_tuneyadec,_podyem |
| Smeh_s_hrukanjem |
| Telefon_zazwenel |
| 9,8,7... 0 - poodyeeem!!! (alarm - mix) |
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| Budilnik uletaet na Kanari |
| Budu budit poka ne syadet batareyka |
| chupa chups |
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| Nu vot SMS |
| Oj zhopa mne zhopa |
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| Otvet, Ben Laden need help |
| Pip-pip! (obkurenniy budilnik) |
| Pochemu mettlenno svonitt butilnik (estonec) |
| Podyem - vezi zhenu v roddom |
| Pol-zhizni spish! Vstavay na rabotu! |
| Poodyeeeem! (dozvenelsya) |
| Pora vstavat Pora vstavat Pora vstavat |
| Prosipaysya, ulibaysya i navstrechu dnyu! |
| Prosnis, pozhaluysta, Stalin prosit |
| Slish ti, tuneyadec, podyem (par. Zhirinovskiy) |
| Son - luchshiy sposob (par. Altov) |
| Tak-to segodnya vihodnoy |
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| vas k telefonu |
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| Vodki mne, vodki mne! (mobilnik-alkogolik) |
| wozmi telefona |
| Zvonok iz CCCP (par. Stalin) |
| Telefon_zazwenel |
| Grustnoje jebalo |
| Petja_horoschij |
| russkaya_vodka |
| Smeh_s_hrukanjem |
| Bratwa |
| Doom_3_SMS |
| Formula_One |
| jirinivsky |
| Laugh |
| SMSka poschla |
